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The world of television programming continues to amaze me.

There must be a small group of men and women who sit around a meeting room, brainstorming about what they think we, as distrust (clearly bored out of our minds) viewing public want to watch . Maybe they make their decisions based on polls or statistics, but I secretly suspect that someone has been delivered around the crack-pipe.

This theory could not have been better demonstrated than last week, when I (very bored in my mind) started flipping through the TV channels in the hope that I could go through a program that is fun or I at least add a little TidBITS information to my pool of general knowledge.

I finally landed on the ABC, which is usually a reasonable bet, given their history of NOT force pushing this psychotic shows like "So You Think You Can Dance?" (The short answer to that question is "no. . and break dance in a little yellow you you do not contribute. ")

But I stopped, hand on the remote to see what might absorb documentary was proposed.

Instead of images of political figures or historical breathtaking Inca architecture, I was confronted with disturbing visuals of a large and buttocks very hirsute man, and its larger and more troubling case hemorrhoids.

At the same time drop the remote, my jaw and the bowl of grapes I ate (I was not able to review a raisin in the stem from), I could not pronounce was rough and confused "EEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW! !!!".

  The ABC may not have succumbed to the ridiculous spread like "Big Brother" and "Hillbilly Wife Swap," but they threw in the muddy waters and hateful, even with their new show, "World's most embarrassing illnesses" .

Yes, you heard right ... There is a television show that revolves around only a few cases poor buggers piles and other dishonest and thus just plain weird and scary-ass evil.

Besides half-man/half-chimp is sad and sorry behind, we present "Molly".

Molly came into office the doctor complaining that she was having a little trouble at work. This is mainly because it was, in his words, a bit smelly too "out there." Molly felt quite the ban, and experienced a serious decline in "Sleepover" invitations.

Cut to the scene where one of his colleagues is shaking his head sadly. "Molly is a great girl, to be sure. I think it would be better suited to the tuna industry Tinning."

Fortunately, the great doctor saved the day. He advised (while pushing around his head between the brackets ...) a variety of antidotes and medical solutions.

Molly is smiling, doctor, smiling, and a beautiful rainbow appears in the sky as the end credits start to roll.

Next week, we were told that there will be an evil man seeks a rash on the groin and a woman who looks like she gained a third (purple) of the breast.

Can not wait!

See you at the same time crack, crack same channels!

Besides the content was very rough this freak show in prime time, we must ask the question: "Who are these people? And what possessed them to make an appearance on television showc.